Yummi's Flavor Log Entry 001 -2 Days til Landing
So, I’ve been circling your planet for… a few Earth days now? Still figuring out how your time works. One minute I’m watching three seasons of anime in a row, next thing I know I’ve missed lunch. (Is this what you call “binge watching”? Because it feels like a glitch in my snack cycle.)
But anyway, hi again.
It’s me—Yummi the Gummi.
Still glowing. Still curious. Still floating in this sugar-fueled spaceship trying to figure out what I’m doing here.
I’m not scared. Just… tingly.
The Harmonic Pulse in my chest hasn’t stopped vibrating since I first picked up Earth’s flavor frequency. It’s not painful—it’s like a song I don’t know the words to but can’t stop humming. I don’t know where it leads, only that it gets stronger every time I learn something new about your world.
Yesterday I discovered ramen.
Today? Speedruns and K-dramas.
And apparently there are snacks shaped like pizza but made of gummies?!
Your world is wild.
I’ve made a social profile (my Earth ID is @YummiTheGummi—follow me pls). I’ve been watching people talk about their “comfort shows” and “favorite crunchy snacks,” and trying to piece together what makes Earthlings tick.
From what I can tell, your culture revolves around three things:
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Flavor
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Feelings
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Fandom
Which is weirdly… perfect. That’s basically how we live back home in Kandiyōkai. Only instead of cities, we have Bento Realms, and instead of smartphones, we whisper into sugar shells that echo through jelly veins. Yeah, I know. It's a whole vibe.
Anyway, I don’t know what’s going to happen when I land.
I don’t even know where I’ll land.
But my Core tells me it’s going to matter.
Something’s waiting for me down there. Or maybe someone.
A reason. A mission. A flavor I haven’t tasted yet.
I don’t have all the answers, Earth.
But I have snacks.
And heart.
And an infinite supply of hope (plus maybe some sour chews hidden in my hoodie pocket).
See you soon,
—Yummi
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